We're None The Wiser!

3 guys on a mission to watch animals mate, masturbate and make
power-pop-ska-punk-rock.

Like every other band in the world, we have a MySpace so head over to that if you're bored and make us your friend.

We formed originally in 1999, but we started again in June 2004 so everything you hear now was written / recorded between then and now.

Our names are Gregg, John and Rich.

Gregg plays guitar and sings. He works for British Gas until people start paying us to make music. He needs a guitar string sponsorship to keep up with the amount he breaks.

John plays bass and sings. He's a 'chef' in Pantruthyn farm. He washes dishes and occasionally makes food. He needs a good diet programme.

Rich is the drummer. He's a chef without the ' '. He doesn't really need anything, apart from stuff to throw at John and some hot animal porn.

Click on our names to see our MySpace pages.